Clairvoyant Catrina knows about thermodynamics, big bang theory and all the other so called theories of the Universe but has a much simpler explanation for how everything was formed.

As is generally known, planets and stars are made up of millions of particles which have come together. Before they became these celestial bodies, they first started as smaller proto-planets and proto-stars and before that proto-proto-planetoids and so on. In fact in the very beginning, quite small stuff is flying around, accreting into slightly bigger stuff and little suspecting that it will one day be one of the Pleiades or whatever.

But how does what was basically dust take that first vital step to form a ball and grow bigger and bigger?

From careful first hand observation, Clairvoyant Catrina has identified the one process that makes dust into small dust balls, larger dust balls, planetoids, and ultimately black holes, etc. The vital binding ingredient, without which accretion would not occur, is in fact cat fur. To verify this yourself, look under the bed or behind large items of furniture, and see the creation of proto-planets in action.

Clairvoyant Catrina acknowledges that there may be more to it than that. Spiders’ webs may be involved, for instance. But which is bigger a spider or a cat? All that dark matter cannot be explained unless cat fur predominates. From a black cat, obviously.

She also concedes that String Theory may have some validity. Lengths of string can quickly get hopelessly tangled, as she well remembers from when she was a kitten. But of course what is cat fur if not a tangled mass of fibres? This justifies Clairvoyant Catrina including String Theory within her Grand Unified Cat Fur Theory.

The mystic mog untimately concludes that without cat fur there would be no proto planets, no Universe and no us. Which all goes to prove that God is a Cat.

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